The Worst Wine - Ever

March 2025. “Little darling - It's been a long, cold, lonely winter.” It seemed so long since we had the warmth of the sun that Kim and I fled to Miami Beach to get some color back on our pasty selves. We heard of the annual migration called “Spring Break,” but thought most college kids would go further north to Fort Lauderdale or over to Clearwater on the West coast. However, there were plenty of string bikinis and cans of beer in the Miami area. South Beach and Little Havana were essentially closed for any parking unless you handed your keys to a valet or hailed an Uber. In the area near our hotel in North Beach, the center of after-hours activity was the 24-hour CVS pharmacy on Collins Avenue which sold medicines, crackers and chips, candy, suntan lotion, souvenirs, and copious amounts of wine and beer. I went on a mission to buy a bottle of red and a bottle of white for our room and our appetite, and it was there t...